So it turns out that ‘plopping’ is an Internet piss take for gullible twats like me that are after a quick, easy fix as we’re lazy bastards that can’t be arsed by the time the kids give us five minutes.
I’ll have to actually run my straighteners over this frizzy mess – more effort than I’d planned on making today. Does it count as ‘trying’ if you just bang on a bit of red lippy? ??