It was 8 in the morning, And all through the house, All the creatures were stirring, Except for my spouse…
Being woken up in the middle of the night again by my tiny human as she’s looking for a cuddle and a feed. Maybe something scared her, maybe she has a pain, maybe she’s hungry. Perhaps a fly farted next to her head. Snuggling up with her in bed in an attempt to get her […]
This morning Bobbi woke up at around 03:00 with a yawn and a stretch, refreshed from her 7 hour kip and ready to face the day. After pointlessly attempting to get her back to sleep while she thrashed around like the robot from lost in space, chatting away to herself (and anyone who happened to […]
A rant partly aimed at what a total bunch of wankers they are at cadburys. I took the girls to the park this afternoon to meet our friends where we had a picnic. Sadly I’m a twat and squashed the sammidges as I stuffed the bag under the pram AGAIN as the fucking thing kept […]
As I sit up with my girl So early in the morning Looking down upon her There can be no kind of scorning It’s not done on purpose Not to wreck my day She simply doesn’t realise That it’s not time to play I won’t complain It goes so fast As it did with her […]
I am a mum with a ginny ton ton and a pretty amazing friend – I’ve known this one forever but as if she just turned up with these! Ps – soz the picture is blurry – I clearly need to clean my glasses ? #lovelovelove ???
I see all of these people posting pictures of glasses of wine, they look lovely, but I surely can’t be the only one out there that thinks ‘how do they get the cat to sit on the bottle? Apparently it’s really sophisticated to be able to neck a bottle of wine in a night and […]
As much as I LOVE my little beauties, tonight I got to leave the house for only the second time this year with none of the following things… children nappies baby wipes Sophie le giraffe Bibs Anbesol Anything else I’ve forgotten. No one needed me. No one was touching me. I got to be an […]
This morning we were up, dressed, walked to nursery to drop Nina off and home by 08:20 despite Ninas fucking constant swapping between wanting to go on the ‘skateboard’ (buggy board) and wanting to push her pram ?? First load of washing is on the line, second load is on. Ninas room is gutted and […]
For fucks sake Bobbi – I just had a chat with a lovely man at the parking police #mybabyatemyticket ?