Last night, for some crazy reason, I decided that Eddie the Elf would make an Elf Sprinkle Angel. Why I thought this would be a good idea I don’t know. It was stupid.
Nina was impressed. She ran towards it like a crazed sugar junkie and started cramming the sprinkles in her mouth instantly.
Not only did it look a bit crap – Nina was as high as a kite and the fucking sprinkles were all over my house. In her haste to squirrell away as much sugar gravel as possible, she swept a fair amount of it onto the floor, then transported it through all the rooms on her bare feet as she ignored my repeated requests for her to put some slippers on.
So there you have it. Don’t do this one ?