The Elf on the Shelf 2016 – Day 5

Today we came down stairs to find Eddie the greedy little shit eating chocolate spread right out of the jar…


Eddie is a silly billy chow cheese who definately hasn’t managed 10,000 steps today and if he’s not careful he’ll end up like a rotund little roly poly.

I’ve managed to clean his face, but his collar and hands are now a bit brown. Great. Another fantastic idea.

I wonder what the freaky little gobshite will get up to tomorrow…

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