Birth Board Meet Up – Nottingham

When I found out I was expecting Bobbi, I joined a birth board on Facebook – Earlier this month I engaged in a meet up with my online Mummy friends in Nottingham. Having two kids and not much time to myself, when I was invited on a girls weekend with a load of ‘strangers’ I’ve […]

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Diastasis Recti

Like most women, I had never heard of Diastasis Recti until someone pointed it out to me – over three years after I became a mother. My eldest child was one and I still looked six months pregnant, my back was really sore every morning and my pelvic floor was destroyed despite doing all the […]

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The #youhavetolaugh Tag

When I  was tagged in the #youhavetolaugh tag I thought – ‘fuck off – I’m far too busy and important for this kind of garbage’ – Then I read that it apparently only takes seven minutes so I thought ‘fuck it, I’ll have a go’. It took more than seven minutes. I want my money […]

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Don’t Let Your Kid be a Dick

Kids can be dicks – don’t get me wrong, I know my precious little flowers are not always well behaved, delightfully polite cherubs who share beautifully – they are entirely capable of being dicks – I’ve seen them morph and been there to manage their levels of dickishness on many, many occasions. Every now and […]

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Sleep is for the Weak.

Last night, after dragging my weary body to bed at 10pm, I quickly fell into a happy sleep that was cut short by the youngest one – who hates sleep – as she decided that the party was happening at midnight – location : The Living Room – Population : Me. Fucking marvelous.  Up I […]

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 Why I’m a Two’ll Do Kind of Mum.

I have two children whom I love dearly. They are clever, beautiful, funny and although we agonised for a long, long time over whether to have children in the first place I now can’t imagine life without them . I also can’t imagine having another one – ever – here’s just a few reasons why… […]

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10k in 10 Weeks – Week 1 weigh in.

Well what can I say? This morning I did the week one weigh in and it’s not good news. By some kind of ridiculous injustice I’ve gained 2lbs even though no chocolate or biscuits have passed my lips since I started this. I’m blaming my children, who are actively trying to destroy me. I think […]

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Challenge – 10kg in 10 Weeks

In another dimention – long, long ago – pre children me weighed 10 stone and was a size 8-10. Now I’m not far off 13 stone and a size 16. That feels like a massive admission but it’s blatantly obvious to anyone who has eyes. The truth is I am weak. Pregnant me wants to […]

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