Parenting fails…

Last night after I went on a pilgrimage to find lighter fluid/fuel/wild fire, we lit the bbq – just before it started raining. Dan was out in the garden, top off, tongs in hand, umberella up ‘IM FUCKING DOING THIS!’ – he was determined.  Then it really started pissing it down and he was forced […]

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Last night the girls were up until 10:30 – as much as I love them, I’m ready for them to go to bed after in the night garden. Immediately. Some days I could stand at the bottom of the stairs smiling and waving ‘see ya!’. Bobbi wanted to attach herself to me and create a […]

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I’m melting…

I woke up in my own bed this morning. It was magical. Nina slept all night in her own bed (tent) – wonderful. Bobbi slept in her own bed until 02:30 then came in for a quick feed before passing out again – fan-fucking-tastic ?? If my morning had had a sound track it’d have […]

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Ffffffff…

Another crappy night. The boss decided 2am was play time once again but she didn’t want to play on her mat.  Instead, she thought it’d be great fun to kick the shit out of me for a bit. I had to hold her while she thrashed around like a punchy octopus. Apparently (according to the […]

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Being woken up in the middle of the night again by my tiny human as she’s looking for a cuddle and a feed. Maybe something scared her, maybe she has a pain, maybe she’s hungry. Perhaps a fly farted next to her head. Snuggling up with her in bed in an attempt to get her […]

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Who needs sleep anyway?

This morning Bobbi woke up at around 03:00 with a yawn and a stretch, refreshed from her 7 hour kip and ready to face the day. After pointlessly attempting to get her back to sleep while she thrashed around like the robot from lost in space, chatting away to herself (and anyone who happened to […]

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A rant partly aimed at what a total bunch of wankers they are at cadburys. I took the girls to the park this afternoon to meet our friends where we had a picnic. Sadly I’m a twat and squashed the sammidges as I stuffed the bag under the pram AGAIN as the fucking thing kept […]

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An early wake up 

As I sit up with my girl So early in the morning Looking down upon her There can be no kind of scorning It’s not done on purpose Not to wreck my day She simply doesn’t realise That it’s not time to play I won’t complain It goes so fast As it did with her […]

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