Breastfeeding – a 12 Month Guide.

During the first few days/weeks, breastfeeding really comes down to sheer survival – it feels like everything revolves around getting your baby to latch on and stay on! Managing to  remain vaguely coherant on what feels like literally minutes of sleep; and physically gritting your teeth at times to keep going if you feel like […]

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2016 with the Sleep Thieves

Half an hour in … My waters spontaniously broke like the falls of Niagra so we popped off for a jolly visit to the hospital, where a lovely lady called Katy fed me drugs until my baby was delivered 4 hours in… We became a family of 4. Bobbi arrived 12 days late and in […]

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The Christmas Tag.

1 Sleep to go!!! If you haven’t got in the Christmas spirit yet this is definitely the time to do so – pour yourself a large glass of something alcoholic and soak up the festive atmos. The lovely patricia over at White Camelias as asked me to answer a few Christmas related questions and I of […]

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5 Reasons for jacking it all in and moving into a cave

Every now and then something will happen that just plain pisses me off to the point where I think about buggering off and living in a cave. Here’s a few reasons … 1. No more pesky SuperMarket visits – fucking nightmare trips that involve lugging the children in and out of the car – occasionally […]

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The Elf on the Shelf 2016 – Days 9 to 11.

It’s been a busy weekend of partying and visiting Santa so I haven’t written about Eddie the Elf. Here’s what he’s been up to… On day 9 he decided I was having eggs for breakfast. I didn’t particularly want eggs but the bad tempered little turd wouldn’t take no for a answer, I didn’t want […]

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Christmas night out 2016 and the dreaded morning after.

Last night we went out AGAIN.  The second weekend on the trot but as we knew we’d be drinking loads we (sensibly) saved the first swig for when we got to the party. We arrived approximately half an hour before everyone else as we were so excited about getting out we gave zero shits about […]

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The Elf on the Shelf 2016 – Day 8

This morning I awarded Eddie the Elf with an imaginary SIA card and told him to guard the tree. He is now a ‘tree bouncer‘. If I could have been bothered I’d’ve got him a wee black cashmere coat and an earpiece, but this is a delightfully half arsed attempt at being creative so I didn’t. […]

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The Elf on the Shelf 2016 – Day 7

This afternoon Eddie the Elf and I decorated the Christmas tree. Eddie thought it would be a great idea to put chocolates on as well as a mix of shop bought and home made decorations. Eddie was wrong. Bobbi wants to eat all the chocolates and lick the SALT DOUGH decorations.  (They are not going to be […]

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