Elf on the Shelf 2016 – Day 2

Today Eddie the Elf (I’m aware of how incredibly original this name is – and I don’t care) left a sticker book for the girls.

Eddie is a stupid twat and covered himself in stickers.

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Nina thought it’d be a great idea to follow suit by putting stickers all over her sister.

She also thought it’d be spiffing good fun to redecorate the house with stickers too, meaning I had the pleasure of scraping them off the floor.

What the fuck was I thinking. This was a terrible idea.  The freaky little shit has been keeping an eye out from the curtain pole since breakfast.

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The little wazzock is trotting back North as we speak to tell Santa that Nina was horrible to her sister for 10% of the day but totally redeemed herself by being great fun for the rest – dancing with Bobbi and making Mary Fucking Poppins Christmas Tree decorations with me.

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